Alex - "Mom, does dad have any guns?"
Me - "No, we don't really like the idea of having guns around."
Alex - "But what if a bear attacks?"
Me - "I think we should just try to stay away from the bears."
Alex - "But what if one attacks anyway?"
Me - "Well, if a bear is attacking, it's probably a mama bear trying to protect her cubs so if we shoot her and kill her then the babies would die."
Alex (after a pause for thought) - "Mom, what do bear testicles look like?"
