Alex - "Mom, does dad have any guns?"
Me - "No, we don't really like the idea of having guns around."
Alex - "But what if a bear attacks?"
Me - "I think we should just try to stay away from the bears."
Alex - "But what if one attacks anyway?"
Me - "Well, if a bear is attacking, it's probably a mama bear trying to protect her cubs so if we shoot her and kill her then the babies would die."
Alex (after a pause for thought) - "Mom, what do bear testicles look like?"
Something familiar about that conversation... ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd I suppose you googled some images of bear testicles to answer his question, right??
HAH, actually I answered him with, "A lot like yours only bigger and hairier." That was the immediate impulse comment I made.
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